We interrupt your regularly scheduled sociopolitical rant to inform the public that, as of 4:09PM, Eastern Standard Time, an ideological nuclear device was deployed by Milo Yiannopoulos, an associate of the Evil Legion of Evil on detached duty for Breitbart, against Sarah “Butts” Nyberg, known Pedophile and Anti-GamerGate Social Justice Warrior.

While the size and scope of the detonation are not known for certain, and more details from this will undoubtedly come in as more information becomes available, it is known that the device was of unparalleled magnitude, and can no longer be referred to as a simple mic drop or #truthbomb.

This is the Truth Tsar Bomba.

The pitiful remnants of Sarah “Butts” Nyberg’s reputation could not be reached for comment.

Operatives working behind enemy lines obtained this photo of the Truth Tsar Bomba detonation. Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

Operatives working behind enemy lines obtained this photo of the Truth Tsar Bomba detonation. Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

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