Here is an excellent piece of satire by Kurt Schlichter: CNN Tries To Move Forward After Its Latest Humiliation.

“Great. Now this Scaramucci story was a big problem, and not just because we got caught. As you know, Russia is ratings gold, but if we keep coming up empty we’ll leave our audience as unsatisfied as a woman married to a liberal man,” Zucker explained, using an analogy his audience could relate to. “We just can’t keep reporting shaky Russia stories about billionaires based on single, anonymous sources that turn out to be fake news.”

“So … avoid slandering billionaires? Maybe focus on rodeo clowns and so forth?” suggested Jim Acosta.

“Exactly,” replied Zucker. “Don’t do this kind of thing to people who buy their lawyers in bulk! I’m not saying pick on people who can’t fight back against a giant media company but, you know, try and pick on people who can’t fight back against a giant media company.”

This is pure comedy gold. I admit I lost it with the brony reference. Leftists may have won the Culture Wars back in the day, presumably during the 60s, but their obsession with avoiding offense, and internecine ideological cannibalism, wherein they all jockey for position in the Victim Olympics, has rendered them vulnerable.

Remember when I said that Marxism possesses the moral high ground? Well, their position has become weak, and they are caught up in internal strife. Now is a great time to remove them from this position. Their comedians are unfunny, their reporting borders on being completely made up, their election scams failed. They are in disarray, and resorting to increasingly extreme tactics, like Antifa rioting in the streets, and apologies for loony Bernie Bros who go out on shooting sprees.

We may never get another opportunity like this, if we fail to take this one. Satirize them, insult them, give them a small taste of the loathing they’ve given us for decades.

Even Sean Hannity, a paragon of proper sportsman-like conduct, has seen the golden opportunity we’ve been afforded by Leftist stupidity and haughty arrogance. Watch this little clip:

I’ve no doubt that the Left (and phonies like Joe) will grow increasingly unhinged and angry as the world continues to defy their will. Remember, they thought they had this thing in the bag, they thought it was all over, that we of the Right were a mere mop-up operation. And now they are being pushed back on every front.

Xerxes can whip the sea until he is blue in the face, but it changes nothing.

Except, perhaps, giving us something to laugh at.

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